Ladies, ladies, ladies, listen up! You know what? You listen up, too. We need to talk about something. More specifically, we need to talk about loose vaginas. Or rather, the lack of looseness you all seem to be unaware of -- the complete misconception that once a vag is stretched, it is stretched forever.
What Went Through 10 Guys’ Heads the First Time They Saw a Vagina in Person
Penis captivus is a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. According to a article in the British Medical Journal , this condition was unknown in the twentieth century,  but a subsequent letter to the same journal reported an apparent case of penis captivus in Scanzoni's patient was "a completely healthy young woman, married for six months". She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were "most painful to him and Hildebrandt's patient had been married for about a year. Sexual intercourse with her husband had always been painless until one particular evening.
11 Things You Should Never, EVER Put Inside Your Vagina
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It cleans itself. That's what vaginal discharge is for, after all. Having a clear or white-ish discharge is perfectly healthy, and it flushes out bacteria and old cells to prevent any unwanted pathogens from entering the uterus. So there's no need for you to come at your vagina with scented soaps —only baby shampoo, please—as you don't want to upset its pH balance. And for the love of all things healthy, don't douche.